Life Is Not Like A Box Of Chocolates

shadyrican:

richardalexanderrr:

stushiroll:

gigglestick:

jover2013:

stushiroll:

dragonite-master:

stushiroll:

tapatiopapi:

When another gay is hired at your job

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When you’re the new gay who just got hired

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Originally posted by suitelikechocolate

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

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Originally posted by apollogee

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

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Originally posted by jordantswoods

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

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When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

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Originally posted by abigailw74

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

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Originally posted by fuckyeahspookymovies

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

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This all happened at Lush.

victorgparra:

hiddlesbabee:

lpbear:

gt-lonestar:

stargeek727:

hentaihoneybun:

awakandangoddess:

This

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gotta be the equivalent to this

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Same energy

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Lmao

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jiinouga:

sephybaby45:

hooker-hoodlum-deactivated20211:

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X

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Oh so even gays will be incels now

adamsmasher:
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pussy-and-pizzza-x:

yung-starbucks:

has-claws:

hotboyproblems:

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

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They were using deordant. Funky ass nigga 😂😂😂

sashibunbun:

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kentishviking:

j4ckme:

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Two years?! I’m in!

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

fuck it double the potassium, double the luck.

tacticalpineapple:

theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

mimikyu-kun:

moonemojii:

he brought me wendy

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uzumezu:

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny